When your friends start picking up phrases that...
When I walk through campus and about 20 people say...
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do...– Kurt Vonnegut (via creativecloud)
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TRIPPY AS FUCK THIS MAKES MY HEAD HURT
doctor-professor-whatshisface: dicksp8jr: voyagesofabookworm: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though we dont even know what the thing will be or if this guy was serious in the first place we just want to find out I guess? this was made 11 hours ago how im what did he do to manufacture those...
Whenever I see a puppy or baby
When someone asks me how last night was
Craving Indian food from home!!!!
it’s hilarious watching her try to use facebook. i miss her.
I love you so much.
I fall more and more in love with you every moment <3
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Next year's PRESIDENT
If I was your prezzy I would make you say woah I could take you places you ain’t never been befo Baby take a chance on me and we’ll make a ton of dough We’ll have money in our hands that we’ll really like to blow I’ll take care of you Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue I know that I’ll be so good for you So just vote for prezzy riri in 3 2 swag. I’d like to be everything you want Hey...
My love, don't fade away. →
When my boyfriend has to leave but I just want to...
Did I ever tell you the story of when I knew?
twoardenthearts: We had been hanging out this second time around for about a week. I was lying in bed thinking about you. My heart was racing. My stomach was as;lkdfjasodijaskd. Suddenly I whispered to myself, “holy shit. I’m in love.”
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